Can you be as witty as Wilde?

The Oscar Wilde Society invites you to try, in our fourth annual Wilde Wit competition! This is your chance to dazzle us with your brilliant bon mots.

Last year’s winners produced some truly Wildean witticisms:

Now it’s your turn. The Wilde Wit Competition rules are simple:

• Write an epigram, witticism or statement that sounds like something Oscar Wilde would have said. (Note: It can reflect modern sensibilities as well.)
• Up to 10 entries allowed per contestant
• Submit your entries using the form below
• Enter by 15 April 2023
• All entries must be original
• Anyone can enter